noms
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a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
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is this ok can i have this blanket please
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- teenager: I want a car, and I want my parents to buy it for me because modern society literally makes it impossible for me to make any substantial amount of money by keeping me in school for longer than any previous generation and by paying me less than minimum wage when I do manage to find time to work.
- society: young people are so goddamn greedy these days. you don't need a fucking car you ungrateful little brat.
- middle-aged person: I made obscene profits off the suffering of others, and now I'm going to buy a sports car that costs more than my first house and uses more gas than an Abrams tank.
- society: well done you, you're a successful person and a model to others. here maybe you should have a huge Christmas bonus and a trip to Prague.
Zoe Saldana & Zachary Quinto #01
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“Karen provides my funniest moments on a daily basis.”
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what makes me so fucking angry about Zachary Quinto is that he always looks so smooth~ and so cool~ and so calm and chill and then he gets on twitter and he’s like LOL SELFIESS
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